This is Ridiculous

BMW_FaNaTiC · Jun 3, 2004

Ok, i need help.

Today, my mom hands me her credit card and says "Can you fill my tank of gas up really quick, i gotta shower and leave"
I told her she could just use my car, but she said she doesn't know all the buttons and is too stupid.
So i go to the gas station.

The problem is, Ive never been to a gas station in my life [eek]

. Well i have been to one, i just don't like going. I have never pumped gas before, usually my friends do it or my sister. So i slid the credit card through and try to understand the dumb computer, that takes about 10 minutes literally.

Then it said select grade. Wtf is that. I just picked one. Right once i picked it up, the think shot all over me. I was covered in gas running all over my shirt and pants, so my reaction is to drop it and let it continue pouring out gas. Then i get scared and life it up and shove it in the hole thing. Once it stoped, i was careful to put it back.

Then i go to the car to start it. Wont start. Now i get scared.
Now i remeber my moms ****ign car is diesel. SHIT! i thought i just totally RUINED her car and she was going to LITERALLY KILL ME. Im was too embarressed to ask for help to pump gas, but now i had no choice. He comes outside and ask about all the gas on the floor, i said its my first time pumping gas. He sticks a garden house in the car and then sucks out so all the gas would come out.

Then he leaves an laffs. Now i try again and fill up with diesel, again, the ****ing pump poored gas all over my cloths and i dropped it again. now i ****ing smell of gas and am totally discusted. so i pick it up and get more all over me, but shove it in. Wahoo it worked. Now i drive home FINALLY!

When i get home and get out, i notice gas is coming out of the gas tank. I look inside to realize i LEFT THE CAP THERE! OMG! NOOOO [mad]

****ING had to drive back and pick up the cap! once the cap was back on it said i already used a quarter of a tank.!!! A QUARTER OF A TANK gushed out as i was driving!

This makes me so mad [bigcry]

. I hate gas stations, im never going to one again in MY LIFE! [mad]

Bmw 325i 7803 · Jun 3, 2004

How old are you? [confused]

BMW_FaNaTiC · Jun 3, 2004

17 gonna be 18 in sept

ya i know, pretty stupid mistakes i made, but i ****ing hate gas stations

mach330 · Jun 3, 2004

oh shiyet...that's a pretty hilarious story man [unsure] sorry...but i couldn't stop laughing. at least you know how to fill up gas now. i really find it interesting that your friends or sister have filled up your gas in the past. did you just start driving?

grab a [cheers]

and just laugh about it.

Ghost · Jun 3, 2004

BMW_FaNaTiC said:

I’ve never heard that from a car enthusiast before.

dzervit · Jun 3, 2004

I want the last 60 seconds of my life back... I now feel dumber from reading this post. You CANNOT be serious...

wood_e · Jun 3, 2004

wow... its a gas station... come on dude it can't be that bad....

Big Daddy · Jun 3, 2004

dzervit said:

No kidding and he calls his mom "Stupid"! [?|]

BMW_FaNaTiC · Jun 3, 2004

aha gee thx yall

dzervit · Jun 3, 2004

Big Daddy said:

In the unlikely even this actually did happen, what sane, red-blooded American male would TELL this story on a public forum?! I would wash up before I got home and never tell a living soul about my 'the pump almost killed me' visit. I think I'd have to bust out the .45 and take my life if someone did find out.
[xx(]

EDIT: Oh yeah, seek help gasman! [fake]

theBMWenthusiast · Jun 3, 2004

sorry to hear it, first time i pumped gas i spilled gas on my leg, but it wasn't alot...just a drop...gotta get used to pumping the gas

dm_longhorn · Jun 3, 2004

You can master a computer... the keyboard, mouse, monitor, etc... You can even navigate to this forum... stumble out a new thread....

Yet you cannot work a gas pump...

Have your mom take your computer away so we don't have to go through the agony of reading any more posts like that.

BMW_FaNaTiC · Jun 3, 2004

dzervit said:

Do you think spilling gas make me feel embarresed. No. Gas stations suck, and all the fags that hang out at gas stations scare me.

And all though i do like cars, im sorry i dont know hwo to pump gas.

dzervit · Jun 3, 2004

dm_longhorn said:

Amen brother! Shouldn't he have done a google search on 'how to pump gas' before he went? [rofl]

BMW_FaNaTiC · Jun 3, 2004

omg u all make me feel like im the dumbest person alive [:(]

was my mistake really that dumb?

Well put ur self in my shoes, never seen a gas pump b4 and ur by ur self. What woudl you do. Yeah ask for help insdie, but thats like asking for directions which most guys r embarresed of..

dzervit · Jun 3, 2004

BMW_FaNaTiC said:

Wow, not only are you a few gallons short of a full tank (pun intended) your a homophobe! I don't think you have to worry about the 'fags' since your covered in gas and can't comprehend the refueling process. I'm pretty sure even the 'fags' have higher standards... Oh yeah, was your momma in a hurry to make her clan meeting on time?

dzervit · Jun 3, 2004

BMW_FaNaTiC said:

Seriously... your almost 17/18 and NEVER seen ANYONE operate a friggen gas pump? Luckly, I'm willing to help ya out - first, get a Dr. appt and get checked for ADD. Get your meds, take them, and you'll be amazed what you can learn...

dm_longhorn · Jun 3, 2004

BMW_FaNaTiC said:

Honestly, I don't mean to be offensive... but yeah... it was dumb..

Now for the offensive portion:

Were you locked in a closet until the day you decided to pump gas?

Every time you saw a gas station when driving, what did you think? OOOooh the mystical magical place that allows for cars to drive.

BMW_FaNaTiC · Jun 3, 2004

i wish that guy would come and say "alright kids, recess is over" like he always does in jimmys threads

BMW_FaNaTiC · Jun 3, 2004

dm_longhorn said:

I've been to a gas station before, i just don't like going

AHH omg some1 lock this thread, i don't want to get fourm banned [paranoid]

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