Easy guys - in this thread everyone knows, or should know, "toy" is used figuratively, not literally. I don't think there's a single person on this board that doesn't take their bimmer seriously - that's why we are all here!
Oh, I did forget one other "toy" I have - a Smith & Wesson .357 magnum. Yes, I take that "toy" VERY seriously, but I love to go to the shooting range for target practice.