///M SPEED said:
P.S. I have to commend both of you Ryan and Detrich. I have been watching this thread to make sure it did not get out of hand. I have to hand it to you both for settling you differences and getting the original thread back on topic. This is not always the case when members have disagreements. It usually results in a warning, thread lock, and/or worst case a ban. Good job guys…..
I just want to know what Detrich (sic) did to the Enzo . . .
THE BALLAD OF DIETRICH AND THE DEMOLISHED ENZO
His game platform failed cause
the l33t gamers nailed
Gizmondo's sad toy to the wall
But the money's still there so
He's got just enough to spare so
He won't have to beg, steal or crawl
It's cool now, living on venture cap
He grew a taste for exotics and alla that crap
High speed cruise up PCH and he don't need a map for that buzzzzzz ...
He didn't need friends, though
He did love that Enzo
So bright red and wicked and clean
She whispered his name
Filled the hole left where fame
Had deserted his IPO dreams
He said to his friend, "Hey Dietrich, jump in
"Let's open her up, take her out for a spin
Six-hundred horses are horny and want to get into the reddd ...
First gear paddle-shift, hit the gas
Second gear smacks him right in the ass
Third screamin' up to 109 miles an hour
In fourth the palm trees start to blur
Fifth gear hurts but it makes him feel sure that
Sixth gear will give him the ultimate power ...
Chorus (SHOUTED)
Damn you, Dietrich, you SON OF A BITCH!
You jumped out and ran, now they think I pulled a switch!
You hung me out to dry in a Malibu ditch, now I'm hoooooosed
And every day I sit in jail the legend of the Enzo grows.
(backup vocal)
Gizmondo, no Bondo
Gizmondo, no Bondo
Gizmondo, no bondo, etc.
One of two men they say
Wa-as driving that day
When the Enzo took leave of this earth
But at 162,
Physics gave them their due
The car suddenly lost all its worth
P-P-P-Pirellis lose their grip
F-F-F-Ferrari starts to slip
He and D-D-D-Dietrich managed to clip the car clean in two 'gainst a pole ....
Chorus (SHOUTED)
Damn you, Dietrich, you SON OF A BITCH!
You jumped out and ran, now they think I pulled a switch!
You hung me out to dry in a Malibu ditch, now I'm hoooooosed
And every day I sit in jail the legend of the Enzo grows.
(backup vocal)
My Enzo, not my Enzo,
My Enzo, not my Enzo,
My Enzo, not my Enzo, etc.